Week 36: Bent Out (of shape)

Bent, out of shape

With a stupendous week's score of 22 points, she's living up to her team name in being A Bit Temperamintal.

Yes, Minty Colquhoun [if you need help with pronouncing her name try 'Minn-tee'.  Perfect.] has nabbed herself a second Manager of the Week certificate.

The Posh Bint called Mint has not had the most successful of seasons but things seemed to have turned a corner when she finally realised that her much-cherished, oft-unfit, Darren Bent wasn't going to be the 30-goal-a-season man she always believed him to be.

And also because he left the premiership AGES ago.

Meanwhile, Livercoolio stretch their lead over Malcolmyouplaysobadly to 14 points, putting the season-long place-swap dance Mr Bielby has been enjoying with Mr Pratt on hold for another week.

Right.  It's OFFL Cup Semifinal week and the fixtures are...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, in play

Moobchester United        v  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                             Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest  v     Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                         Alun Edwards

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 15 354

 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 13 340

 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 15 327

 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 15 322

 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  8 318

 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 13 317

 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  4 303

 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 300

 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6  4 298

10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1 12 282

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 16 281

12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  8 271

13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 15 266

14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  9 251

15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 13 249

16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 12 240

17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  6 231

18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  7 228

19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4 22 225

20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 223

21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  8 211

22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  6 193

23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  1 126

24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 11 108

                             Week's Average Points     10

                             Total Average Points     261

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Week 35: It was th-th-thirty years ago today

Mike Smears standing in front of his brand new 1985 Howitzer tank estate

The old man of the league, Smearsy, notches up another Manager of the Week certificate win by allowing his rabble of youfs, aka Irishpool, to score a week's total of nineteen.  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen. Nineteen.  N-n-n-n-nineteen.

Paul Hardcastle there.

And while we grapple with a 30 year old Pop Culture reference [the like of which Mike, himself, would still have been too old at the time to currently understand] we quickly move on...

Should you still be in the OFFL Cup, don't forget to get your transfers in for the Semi-Finals to be played in Week 37 - good quizzing times ahead for the winner of the Cup, I must add - the winner will be receiving the Football Fans Quizbook as the most wondrous 1st Prize.

D-d-d-d-d d-d-d-destruction.

MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR MARCH

Congratulations, Sarah Bingham - 43 points in one month.
                                                Month's
   Manager            Team                       Score
-------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sarah Bingham      Not In Your Mum's Forest    43
 2 Dave Clayton       Pyeators                    39
 3 Mike Smears        Irishpool                   38
 3 Russ Bielby        Livercoolio                 38
 5 Smasher            Inter Milandrover           34
 5 Malcolm Pratt      Malcolmyouplaysobadly       34
 5 Neil McConaghy     Neil's Diamonds             34
 8 Stanley Wilson     Botley Yellow               32
 8 Rachel Jones       Which Team                  32
10 Nick Reed          Couldn't be Hyppia          31
10 Gavin Ward         Blet Satters Mad Hatters    31
10 Ashley Keeler      It's A Snickers             31
13 Jon King           Moobchester United          29
14 Edgar Rayner       Didcot Rovers               28
15 Mandy Noble        The Flying Geese            27
15 Chris Walsh        Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil        27
17 Craig McHugh       Real Mcdrid                 25
18 Rick Beecroft      RS-TBOY                     23
18 Sarah Bielby       Johnny's Heroes             23
18 Alex Blundell      Moanchester Disunited       23
21 Alun Edwards       Radnorshire Tigers          21
22 Minty Colquhoun    A Bit Temperamintal         17
23 Adrian Bradley     Awesome Athletic            12
24 Pete Braithwaite   Pedro's Plodders             2

Oh Pedro.



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 18 339
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  5 327
 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 19 312
 4 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 14 310
 5 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  8 307
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8  9 304
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7  9 299
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 13 294
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 291
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  3 270

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  0 265
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  9 263
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  6 251
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  6 242
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  5 236
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  7 228
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 14 225
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  7 221
19 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 10 211
20 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  5 203
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  2 203
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  2 187
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  2 125
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0  97


                             Week's Average Points      7
                             Total Average Points     250
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Week 33 & 34: Strained relations

Russ has 'something caught in his eye'

Ignoring last week as a no-score washout we quickly bring this week into focus.  And what do we see emerge from the blurry mist of our slowly adjusting eyes?  Yes, it's that beaming little face of the lovely Mrs Bielby clutching yet another Manager of the Week Certificate.  In HD.

Look, she's waving it in everyone's faces. It's her Sixth, she wants you to know.  She would also be rather pleased if you acknowledged that her Johnny's Heroes notched up an impressive 17 points this week.

As we let the scene fade back out of focus we think we can pick out a rapid v-shaped flash of a hand-movement at the lens.  Not classy.

In a different corner of the same room we see a less than chipper husband.  Mr Bielby has his back to us and is hoping we can't see him rescue 'something from his eye'.  It's tough for Russ.  Not only does he have an out-of-control Manager of the Week Certificate-winning maniac of a Mrs but he's also constantly being beaten back from the top of the league table into second place by Malcolm Pratt's Malcolmyouplaysobadly.  It's as if he's being toyed with by a Pratt.

So, it's fair to say that breakfast time in the bickering Bielby bungalow is not a bundle of fundle right now.  Lucky, then, that both Bielbys have already been kicked out of the OFFL Cup.  No repressed envy to fuel the resentment there...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, to be played over Week 37

Moobchester United        v  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                             Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest  v     Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                         Alun Edwards


Can Malcolmyouplaysobadly really do the Double?

Naaah.

Pobblynot.

Week 32: OFFL Cup Third Round Results

Not In Your Mum's Forest v The Flying Geese [OMG Chairman looks on]

Another Manager of the Week certificate goes to Smasher for the 21 points he snaffled for his Inter Milandrover.  This puts him level on Certificates with Sarah Bielby who both now top the MotW chart with 5 certificates each - which just goes to show you how pointless Manager of the Week certificates are to get a sense of OFFL success.  You see, both managers are struggling to keep up with the league leaders and, now, both are out of the cup.  Which is a rather insensitive way of telling Ms Bielby she was well and truly stuffed by Manchester United fan Jon King's Moobchester United in this week's OFFL Cup tie.

By a Manchester United fan.

Oof.

Now the Moobs are through to the Semi-Finals.  Let's a have butcher's hook at who else has suffered utter humiliation at the hands of lower league opposition...

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

Results, Wk32

Irishpool                12  v 17 Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Mike Smears                               Malcolm Pratt

Johnny's Heroes           7  v 17    Moobchester United
Sarah Bielby                                   Jon King

Blet Satters Mad Hatters 10  v 10    Radnorshire Tigers*
Gavin Ward                                 Alun Edwards

Not In Your Mum's Forest 20  v  8      The Flying Geese
Sarah Bingham                               Mandy Noble

*Radnorshire Tigers go through on PpP

After scraping through the last round by beating Moanchester Disunited 3 - 0, Alun Edwards's Radnorshire Tigers barely scrape through again this round by winning their tie on Points per Pound.  This week's head-scratching victims are Gavin Ward and his Blet Satters Mad Hatters. Don't worry Mr Ward, this time next year you'll be Milliners.

Do You See What I Did There?

Redolent of the warring matriarchs in 80s supersoap 'Dynasty', we witness an act of shoulder-padded feminist independence, and a clear show-off to try and impress all the boys, from Sarah 'Alexis' Bingham as she cattily dumps out fellow OFFL 'sista' Mandy 'Krystle' Noble.  Meanwhile, Irishpool's Mike Smears gallantly steps aside to let OFFL giant Big Mally and his Malcolmyouplaysobadly through with a charmingly polite "after you, Sir".  Such gracious masculine respect there.

Lovely.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 18 315
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 17 309
 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 21 291
 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  9 290
 5 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.7 12 284
 6 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7 20 279
 7 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  7 279
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 10 271
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8 14 268
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  8 255

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 19 254
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 18 245
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.7 10 237
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1 17 231
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 12 224
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  5 205
17 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  8 201
18 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  7 200
19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  4 193
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 192
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 11 189
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 14 172
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2 10 116
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -1  95


                             Week's Average Points     11
                             Total Average Points     233
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Week 31: Reed In F.C. [for Clarkson]

Clarkson - not taking Road Safety seriously

Pending the inevitable, a double congratulations is in the offing for our very own celebrity Dr Nick Reed.

That he was the person seen swiping the last steak fillet from the buffet on the set of Top Gear is neither here nor there.  The fact that the absence of this lump of meat led to a fracas that, in turn, has resulted in a vacancy opening up for a TV presenting driving expert is also just happenstance.

Dr Reed's early TV career has so far been limited to early morning appearances on Breakfast TV and is rumoured to be losing interest with reading subsequent facebook messages from friends about how they dropped their spoons in their cornflakes every time his handsome fizzog catches them unawares on the Tellybox.

So, with an innocent eye on slipping into Jeremy Clarkson's still-warm shoes, this would seem the perfect time, then, to up his game and twang the braces of the BBC Bosses.

And Up His Game he has.  Oh yes.

By steering his OFFL team to a score of 15 points and being awarded the Manager of the Week certificate for this week we reckon the execs at the Beeb will have well and truly sat up and noticed.  Controversial Clarkson OUT, Reed IN - Now there's a transfer request that just works.

About the MotW certificate, Dr Reed said he "Couldn't Be Hyppia" and believes it's just the right springboard to further his career.

He didn't say any of that to be fair.  But we enjoyed imaging, briefly, that he had.

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

Being played this week

Irishpool                    v   Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Mike Smears                              Malcolm Pratt

Johnny's Heroes              v      Moobchester United
Sarah Bielby                                  Jon King

Blet Satters Mad Hatters     v      Radnorshire Tigers
Gavin Ward                                Alun Edwards

Not In Your Mum's Forest     v        The Flying Geese
Sarah Bingham                              Mandy Noble



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  3 297
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  9 292
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  3 281
 4 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.7  5 272
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  1 272
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8  4 270
 7 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6  6 261
 8 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7  7 259
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.6  4 254
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  9 247

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 14 235
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.7  4 227
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.3  7 227
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  0 214
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 15 212
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 11 200
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 11 193
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8 10 193
19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  4 189
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6  7 180
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  8 178
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  4 158
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2 -4 106
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0  96


                             Week's Average Points      5

                             Total Average Points     221

Week 30: Flagging Morale

A young Mike Smears before his morale started flagging

Manager of the Week this week is Mr Mike Smears of Irishpool loveliness.  21 points saw off the challenges from whipper-snappers Russ Bielby and Sarah Bingbong and saw the old man snaffle a much needed certificate to bolster flagging morale.

And no matter how much we, here at Studmarks, would love to experience our own morale boost to help needlessly stretch out this nonsense it just so happens to be one of those editions where we're just not going to be able to pull it off [again] with enough haste nor wit to make it worth your while.  

And besides some of you have the OFFL Cup to worry about.

Boom.

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

To be played in Week 32

Irishpool                    v   Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Mike Smears                              Malcolm Pratt

Johnny's Heroes              v      Moobchester United
Sarah Bielby                                  Jon King

Blet Satters Mad Hatters     v      Radnorshire Tigers
Gavin Ward                                Alun Edwards

Not In Your Mum's Forest     v        The Flying Geese
Sarah Bingham                              Mandy Noble

An out of date second hand Football Quiz Book is up for grabs.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 17 294
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  8 283
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 11 278
 4 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 15 271
 5 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.7 21 267
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8  9 266
 7 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 15 255
 8 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7 16 252
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.6 14 250
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1 10 238

11 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.7  7 223
12 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 -1 221
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.3 14 220
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1 12 214
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  4 197
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 11 189
17 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  9 185
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8 10 183
19 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  5 182
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 173
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 15 170
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  7 154
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  6 110
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  3  96


                             Week's Average Points     10
                             Total Average Points     215
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Week 29: Reverse Leapfrog

Sarah Bielby unleapfrogging the Manager of the Week

The tussle for top continues between the Bielby and the Pratt.  "The BRuss" takes over this week thanks to some exquisite transfers last week. "The BRuss", however, knows his tenure could be short-lived as The Prattster has 8 transfers left to improve his team against Bielby's own 2.

RS-TBOY are still in with a shout if luck goes their way, of course.  Let's face it though, it won't.

And talking of transfers, the only Manager with zero transfers remaining for the season is this week's Manager of the Week.  Indeed, Smasher finished splurging his quota a couple of weeks ago but seemed to justify his decision by winning two MotW Certificates on the trot.  Inter Milandrover scored 11 points this week taking themselves into fourth.

Meanwhile in the League, has Neil's Diamonds' 10 points re-ignited the top ten finish hopes of manager McConaghy?  Has Pedro's Plodders lost the will to live?  And as for former Weakest Link winner, Sarah Bielby... imagine a slow motion leapfrog in reverse... that's what your team just did in the table with Inter Milandrover.  Minus 3.  Nice.

TRANSFERS REMAINING TABLE

                                           Wk 29 trans
PosTeam                      Manager        Total left
-----------------------------------------------------
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    177  12
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     147  12
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   104  12
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite  93  12
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   155  11
18 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  176  10
11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     222   9
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    275   8
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     256   7
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   236   7
 7 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       240   6
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      228   6
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        193   6
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      178   6
19 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     173   6
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     206   5
 9 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    236   4
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    161   4
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         202   3
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      277   2
 6 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      246   2
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    267   1
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     216   1
 4 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          257   0


And, seeing as you couldn't give a monkey's about that table, how about this one instead?

MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR FEBRUARY...

Lge                                            Value
PosManager               Team                   (m) Total
---------------------------------------------------------
 4 Smasher               Inter Milandrover     £53.8   46
 3 Rick Beecroft         RS-TBOY               £54.3   44
14 Jon King              Moobchester United    £52.1   36
 1 Russ Bielby           Livercoolio           £55.0   33
10 Mandy Noble           The Flying Geese      £54.1   32
 6 Mike Smears           Irishpool             £53.7   30
 2 Malcolm Pratt         Malcolmyouplaysobadly £54.4   25
19 Edgar Rayner          Didcot Rovers         £54.8   25
 9 Sarah Bingham         Not In Your Mum's Fore£54.7   25
18 Minty Colquhoun       A Bit Temperamintal   £55.0   22
 5 Sarah Bielby          Johnny's Heroes       £54.8   21
16 Chris Walsh           Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil  £54.6   21
15 Nick Reed             Couldn't be Hyppia    £54.6   20
21 Neil McConaghy        Neil's Diamonds       £54.8   20
 7 Gavin Ward            Blet Satters Mad Hatte£54.6   15
11 Rachel Jones          Which Team            £55.0   15
24 Pete Braithwaite      Pedro's Plodders      £46.7   13
23 Adrian Bradley        Awesome Athletic      £50.2   13
17 Alex Blundell         Moanchester Disunited £52.1   12
13 Dave Clayton          Pyeators              £54.3   10
 8 Stanley Wilson        Botley Yellow         £52.6    9
20 Ashley Keeler         It's A Snickers       £54.6    7
12 Alun Edwards          Radnorshire Tigers    £49.7    5
22 Craig McHugh          Real Mcdrid           £54.8    5


And the table that counts...

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      55.0  9 277
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  5 275
 3 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  7 267
 4 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 11 257
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 -3 256
 6 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.7 10 246
 7 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6  3 240
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.6  4 236
 9 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7  4 236
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  9 228

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  4 222
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.7  1 216
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.3  3 206
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  2 202
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  5 193
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  6 178
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  6 177
18 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  7 176
19 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  9 173
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 -1 161
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 10 155
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  4 147
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  4 104
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  2  93


                             Week's Average Points      5
                             Total Average Points     205

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