Monday, 25 May 2015

Week 41: And The Winners Are...

Russ Bielby and Alun Edwards are this season's Winners


OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2014/2015

Livercoolio, managed by Russ Bielby on a score of 392 points


OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE RUNNERS UP 2014/2015

RS-TBOY, managed by Rick Beecroft on a score of 383 points


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The OFFL Cup Final
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Result

Malcolmyouplaysobadly  11 v  14  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt                    Alun Edwards

OFFL CUP WINNERS: 

Radnorshire Tigers, managed by Alun Edwards


We have our OFFL Cup Winner!  And the Romance of the Cup is indeed very much alive.  Yes, twelfthly placed Radnorshire Tigers took on thirdly placed Malcolmyouplaysobadly and manager Edwards has finally left the defeated Pratt reeling with absolutely nothing to show for a season that had promised so much.

The Tigers finish the season in Eleventh, the Prattsters in Fourth.

The Quiz Book is yours Mr Edwards and it will be winging its way to you as soon as possible.

Malcolm, you leave with nothing.

And so, what of that League Table...?

Well our final Manager of the Week, Smasher, was overheard cursing and spitting "That Theo Thucking Thalcott" for 'What Could Have Been' after the Arsenal Midfielder's long-overdue hatrick had propelled Inter Milandrover into third place, 2 points behind the League Runners Up, RS-TBOY, and only 11 points behind confirmed Champions, Livercoolio.  Indeed time has run out on the rest of the league as Mr Bielby is crowned Champions for the second season running.

Congratulations, Russ.  A worthy winner and the first in OFFL History to have done it without having won a single Manager of the Week certificate all season!

A.

May.

Zing.

Worthy of note too, of course, is Lord Beaky of Beecroft.  Another Runners Up spot for the TBOYs to add to those achieved in 2009 & 2010.  Not that his colleague Bielby would ever dream of gloating about this fact.  Play nicely boys.  It's not beyond Our Most Gracious Chairman to fine you points for the beginning of next season.

If there is a next season, of course.

Thank you all for participating, please be thoughtful of the local residents as you leave here tonight and remember to stay safe on those roads out there.  You're all wonderful.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4 392
 2 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 12 383
 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 19 381
 4 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 11 376
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  2 365
 6 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 -3 361
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  1 340
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7  8 332
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  4 330
10 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 11 326
11 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 14 313
12 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  4 310
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  6 303
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3 11 296
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  6 279
16 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  3 268
17 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  1 267
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  0 259
19 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6  4 256
20 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 -4 249
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  6 242
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 14 231
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  1 148
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -3 107


                             Week's Average Points      5
                             Total Average Points     296


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Monday, 18 May 2015

Week 40: Bielby Checks His Watch

Bielby Time
Blet Satters Mad Hatters have just won their manager, Miss Gavin Ward, a Manager of the Week certificate.  They scored an OK-but-not-devastating 12 points in the penultimate week of the season.  They hopped up a place in the table too.

Meanwhile, Russ Bielby is at the edge of his technical area, checking his watch, taking nervous sips from a drinks bottle and turning back to his bench every now and then.  We're in injury time and his Livercoolio are 17 points ahead of second place in the league. It's all but sewn up, miracling a bar or barring a miracle, whichever you prefer. 

One more week of results to come.

And while we await the inevitable...

OFFL Cup

FINAL

Currently In Play

Malcolmyouplaysobadly  v  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt             Alun Edwards

Both teams enjoy the services of Zabaleta, Sigurdsson and Diego Costa so that leaves the following to battle it out for Cup glory.

Malcolmyouplaysobadly           Radnorshire Tigers
              ClubValueTotal                ClubValueTotal
==========================  ============================
GK P Cech      CHE £4.4 13  GK T Courtois    CHE £4.4 16
FB S Coleman   EVE £4.5 26  FB L Baines      EVE £4.7 34
CB L Koscielny ARS £4.5 35  CB E Dier        TOT £3.8 -3
CB J Fonte     SOT £3.8 40  CB R Vlaar       AV  £3.4 10
MF K Mirallas  EVE £4.8 23  MF S Downing     WH  £3.9 10
MF M Sissoko   NEW £4.0  8  MF J Ward-Prowse SOT £3.6 17
MF R Sterling  LIV £4.6 39  MF J Colback     NEW £3.6 24
ST A Sanchez   ARS £7.4 64  ST H Kane        TOT £5.5  5



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4 388
 2 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  8 371
 3 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  2 365
 4 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8  5 364
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 10 363
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 11 362
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8 10 339
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 326
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7 12 324
10 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  1 315
11 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  3 306
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  3 299
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 10 297
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3  5 285
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  5 273
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 -2 266
17 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  3 265
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  3 259
19 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 -2 253
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 -2 252
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  1 236
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  8 217
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  8 147
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0 110


                             Week's Average Points      4
                             Total Average Points     290
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Monday, 11 May 2015

Week 39: The End of the Duel?

BRuss and Pratt's duel is over?
Surely the champagne can be cracked open, the backs can be slapped, the party poppers' protrusions can be pulled, the fists pumped, the bunting hung and the hunting bung.

The exit polls are heavily hinting at a Livercoolio Landslide.

With Malcolmyouplaysobadly dropping a place in the League, Mr Pratt's duel with The BRuss looks to be finally over: is Mally keeping his powder dry for the OFFL Cup Final?  Let's hope so.

Meanwhile, RS-TBOY, nips into second place to make it a RealSense one-two.

And while Russ Bielby is crashing towards his second League Championship in a row [and third overall] Jon King has just nabbed his fifth Manager of the Week certificate of the season, one behind Bielby's wife, Mrs Bielby.  Yes, the man behind the Moobs steered his team towards a 19 point haul for the week.  Those Moobs now rest in fourteenth.

The OFFL Cup

FINAL

To be played over Week 41

Malcolmyouplaysobadly  v  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt             Alun Edwards

Both teams enjoy the services of Zabaleta, Sigurdsson and Diego Costa so that leaves the following to battle it out for Cup glory.

Malcolmyouplaysobadly           Radnorshire Tigers
              ClubValueTotal                ClubValueTotal
==========================  ============================
GK P Cech      CHE £4.4 13  GK T Courtois    CHE £4.4 16
FB S Coleman   EVE £4.5 26  FB L Baines      EVE £4.7 34
CB L Koscielny ARS £4.5 35  CB E Dier        TOT £3.8 -3
CB J Fonte     SOT £3.8 40  CB R Vlaar       AV  £3.4 10
MF K Mirallas  EVE £4.8 23  MF S Downing     WH  £3.9 10
MF M Sissoko   NEW £4.0  8  MF J Ward-Prowse SOT £3.6 17
MF R Sterling  LIV £4.6 39  MF J Colback     NEW £3.6 24
ST A Sanchez   ARS £7.4 64  ST H Kane        TOT £5.5  5

It's anyone's guess how this one is going to fall.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 11 384
 2 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 14 363
 3 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  9 363
 4 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8  8 359
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 12 353
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 16 351
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8 11 329
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  2 317
 9 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 17 314
10 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7  4 312

11 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  1 303
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  6 296
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 -1 287
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3 19 280
15 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  5 268
16 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  3 268
17 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4 11 262
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8 15 256
19 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 10 255
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 17 254
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 13 235
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  7 209
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  3 139
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0 110


                             Week's Average Points      8
                             Total Average Points     286
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Monday, 4 May 2015

Week 38: Rapidly Evaporating Fixtures

Colquhoun: lunge for the line
With Premiership fixtures rapidly evaporating from the season's remaining roster obligations some cynics might like to claim that a Championship-winning 'lunge for the line' isn't really possible from seventeenth place in the table.

Not so Ms Minty Colquhoun.

Having finally dispensed of Bent [and a few others] the marvellous Minty may just be foolhardy enough to allow the success of recent performances to indicate Promise and Hope after she picked up another Manager of the Week certificate.  Her aptly titled A Bit Temperamintal enjoyed a large 17 point haul this week, lifting themselves up one place from eighteenth.

The marathon is turning into a sprint.

And current leader Russ Bielby has 'kicked on' this week to push second place Malcolm a further 8 points into the distance behind.  Now even Irishpool and RS-TBOY are eyeing up that second place finish.

Has Malcolmyouplaysobadly really run out of steam?  Alun Edwards certainly hopes so...

OFFL Cup Final

Week 41


Malcolmyouplaysobadly  v  Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt             Alun Edwards

Interesting to note that Radnorshire Tigers will have a better Points per Pound ratio and therefore, in the case of a draw, has the advantage.

Team of the Month for April is... 

Mike Smears's Irishpool...

Lge
Pos  Team Name                    Value     Pts
-----------------------------------------------
   3 Irishpool                    £ 53.8     57
   5 Johnny's Heroes              £ 54.8     50
   4 RS-TBOY                      £ 54.3     48
   1 Livercoolio                  £ 54.9     48
  15 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil         £ 54.6     47
  12 Radnorshire Tigers           £ 49.3     46
   8 Botley Yellow                £ 52.8     44
   2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly        £ 54.4     43
  13 Pyeators                     £ 54.9     42
  17 A Bit Temperamintal          £ 53.4     41
  10 The Flying Geese             £ 54.1     39
  18 Moanchester Disunited        £ 52.1     36
   9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters     £ 52.7     35
   6 Inter Milandrover            £ 53.8     34
   7 Not In Your Mum's Forest     £ 54.8     33
  14 Couldn't be Hyppia           £ 54.6     32
  20 It's A Snickers              £ 54.6     32
  19 Didcot Rovers                £ 54.8     30
  11 Which Team                   £ 55.0     30
  22 Real Mcdrid                  £ 54.8     27
  16 Moobchester United           £ 54.3     24
  21 Neil's Diamonds              £ 54.8     23
  24 Pedro's Plodders             £ 46.7     13
  23 Awesome Athletic             £ 50.2     12

You're all rather lovely.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 10 373
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  2 354
 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 10 351
 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 11 349
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 12 341
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 10 335
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  6 318
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  3 315
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7  2 308
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  8 302
11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 13 297
12 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  7 290
13 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  1 288
14 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  9 265
15 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 11 263
16 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3  6 261
17 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4 17 251
18 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  9 245
19 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8 10 241
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 13 237
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 10 222
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  3 202
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  8 136
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  2 110


                             Week's Average Points      8
                             Total Average Points     277


Monday, 27 April 2015

Week 37: OFFL Cup Semi-Final Results

Nigel Pearson, obviously.
While Radnorshire Tigers collect another Manager of the Week certificate for scoring 17 points and moving up no places [shame], the top five teams in the league table have compressed.

More importantly, with only a handful of Premiership fixtures remaining in the season, Malcolmyouplaysobadly have cut down Livercoolio's lead to 11 points.  And 11 points further behind Mr Mally's second placers is Smearsy's Irishpool.

Smearsy.  Smear-Z.

But wait, before we get over-pally with the aged... Alun's 17 points didn't merely win him the Manager of the Week certificate, oh no.  It also ensured safe passage into the FINAL of the OFFL Cup 2015...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals Results, Wk37

Moobchester United       4 v 12 Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                                Malcolm Pratt
                            
Not In Your Mum's Forest 9 v 17    Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                            Alun Edwards

Congratulations Malcolmyouplaysobadly and Radnorshire Tigers - you're through to the next round.  THE F-F-F-Final.  Which means that one of you will be taking home the Football Fans' Quizbook.

And when we say "taking home" we mean 'however we manage to get hold of your address we'll be sending the damn thing to you by post.'

You're welcome.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  9 363
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 12 352
 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 14 341
 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 16 338
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 11 329
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8  8 325
 7 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8 12 312
 8 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  9 312
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       52.7  8 306
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1 12 294
11 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 16 287
12 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  3 284
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 17 283
14 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  7 256
15 Moobchester United        Jon King         54.3  4 255
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 12 252
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  5 236
18 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  9 234
19 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  3 231
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6  1 224
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  1 212
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  6 199
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  2 128
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0 108


                             Week's Average Points      8
                             Total Average Points     269
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Monday, 20 April 2015

Week 36: Bent Out (of shape)

Bent, out of shape
With a stupendous week's score of 22 points, she's living up to her team name in being A Bit Temperamintal.

Yes, Minty Colquhoun [if you need help with pronouncing her name try 'Minn-tee'.  Perfect.] has nabbed herself a second Manager of the Week certificate.

The Posh Bint called Mint has not had the most successful of seasons but things seemed to have turned a corner when she finally realised that her much-cherished, oft-unfit, Darren Bent wasn't going to be the 30-goal-a-season man she always believed him to be.

And also because he left the premiership AGES ago.

Meanwhile, Livercoolio stretch their lead over Malcolmyouplaysobadly to 14 points, putting the season-long place-swap dance Mr Bielby has been enjoying with Mr Pratt on hold for another week.

Right.  It's OFFL Cup Semifinal week and the fixtures are...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, in play


Moobchester United        v  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                             Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest  v     Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                         Alun Edwards

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 15 354
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 13 340
 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 15 327
 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 15 322
 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  8 318
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 13 317
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  4 303
 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 300
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6  4 298
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1 12 282
11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 16 281
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  8 271
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 15 266
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  9 251
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 13 249
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 12 240
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  6 231
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  7 228
19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4 22 225
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 223
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  8 211
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  6 193
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  1 126
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 11 108


                             Week's Average Points     10
                             Total Average Points     261
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Monday, 13 April 2015

Week 35: It was th-th-thirty years ago today

Mike Smears standing in front of his brand new 1985 Howitzer tank estate
The old man of the league, Smearsy, notches up another Manager of the Week certificate win by allowing his rabble of youfs, aka Irishpool, to score a week's total of nineteen.  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen. Nineteen.  N-n-n-n-nineteen.

Paul Hardcastle there.

And while we grapple with a 30 year old Pop Culture reference [the like of which Mike, himself, would still have been too old at the time to currently understand] we quickly move on...

Should you still be in the OFFL Cup, don't forget to get your transfers in for the Semi-Finals to be played in Week 37 - good quizzing times ahead for the winner of the Cup, I must add - the winner will be receiving the Football Fans Quizbook as the most wondrous 1st Prize.

D-d-d-d-d d-d-d-destruction.



MANAGER OF THE MONTH FOR MARCH

Congratulations, Sarah Bingham - 43 points in one month.
                                                Month's
   Manager            Team                       Score
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 1 Sarah Bingham      Not In Your Mum's Forest    43
 2 Dave Clayton       Pyeators                    39
 3 Mike Smears        Irishpool                   38
 3 Russ Bielby        Livercoolio                 38
 5 Smasher            Inter Milandrover           34
 5 Malcolm Pratt      Malcolmyouplaysobadly       34
 5 Neil McConaghy     Neil's Diamonds             34
 8 Stanley Wilson     Botley Yellow               32
 8 Rachel Jones       Which Team                  32
10 Nick Reed          Couldn't be Hyppia          31
10 Gavin Ward         Blet Satters Mad Hatters    31
10 Ashley Keeler      It's A Snickers             31
13 Jon King           Moobchester United          29
14 Edgar Rayner       Didcot Rovers               28
15 Mandy Noble        The Flying Geese            27
15 Chris Walsh        Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil        27
17 Craig McHugh       Real Mcdrid                 25
18 Rick Beecroft      RS-TBOY                     23
18 Sarah Bielby       Johnny's Heroes             23
18 Alex Blundell      Moanchester Disunited       23
21 Alun Edwards       Radnorshire Tigers          21
22 Minty Colquhoun    A Bit Temperamintal         17
23 Adrian Bradley     Awesome Athletic            12
24 Pete Braithwaite   Pedro's Plodders             2

Oh Pedro.



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 18 339
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4  5 327
 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 19 312
 4 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8 14 310
 5 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  8 307
 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8  9 304
 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7  9 299
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 13 294
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 291
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  3 270

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  0 265
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  9 263
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3  6 251
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  6 242
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6  5 236
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  7 228
17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1 14 225
18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  7 221
19 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 10 211
20 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4  5 203
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  2 203
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  2 187
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  2 125
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7  0  97


                             Week's Average Points      7
                             Total Average Points     250
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