Russ Bielby and Alun Edwards are this season's Winners |
OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2014/2015
Livercoolio, managed by Russ Bielby on a score of 392 points
OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE RUNNERS UP 2014/2015
RS-TBOY, managed by Rick Beecroft on a score of 383 points
The OFFL Cup Final
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Result
Malcolmyouplaysobadly 11 v 14 Radnorshire Tigers
Malcolm Pratt Alun Edwards
OFFL CUP WINNERS:
Radnorshire Tigers, managed by Alun Edwards
We have our OFFL Cup Winner! And the Romance of the Cup is indeed very much alive. Yes, twelfthly placed Radnorshire Tigers took on thirdly placed Malcolmyouplaysobadly and manager Edwards has finally left the defeated Pratt reeling with absolutely nothing to show for a season that had promised so much.
The Tigers finish the season in Eleventh, the Prattsters in Fourth.
The Quiz Book is yours Mr Edwards and it will be winging its way to you as soon as possible.
Malcolm, you leave with nothing.
And so, what of that League Table...?
Well our final Manager of the Week, Smasher, was overheard cursing and spitting "That Theo Thucking Thalcott" for 'What Could Have Been' after the Arsenal Midfielder's long-overdue hatrick had propelled Inter Milandrover into third place, 2 points behind the League Runners Up, RS-TBOY, and only 11 points behind confirmed Champions, Livercoolio. Indeed time has run out on the rest of the league as Mr Bielby is crowned Champions for the second season running.
Congratulations, Russ. A worthy winner and the first in OFFL History to have done it without having won a single Manager of the Week certificate all season!
A.
May.
Zing.
Worthy of note too, of course, is Lord Beaky of Beecroft. Another Runners Up spot for the TBOYs to add to those achieved in 2009 & 2010. Not that his colleague Bielby would ever dream of gloating about this fact. Play nicely boys. It's not beyond Our Most Gracious Chairman to fine you points for the beginning of next season.
If there is a next season, of course.
Thank you all for participating, please be thoughtful of the local residents as you leave here tonight and remember to stay safe on those roads out there. You're all wonderful.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Livercoolio Russ Bielby 54.9 4 392
2 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 54.3 12 383
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 53.8 19 381
4 Malcolmyouplaysobadly Malcolm Pratt 54.4 11 376
5 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.8 2 365
6 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.8 -3 361
7 Not In Your Mum's Forest Sarah Bingham 54.8 1 340
8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters Gavin Ward 52.7 8 332
9 Botley Yellow Stanley Wilson 52.8 4 330
10 Which Team Rachel Jones 55.0 11 326
12 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.1 4 310
13 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.9 6 303
14 Moobchester United Jon King 54.3 11 296
15 Couldn't be Hyppia Nick Reed 54.6 6 279
16 A Bit Temperamintal Minty Colquhoun 53.4 3 268
17 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 54.6 1 267
18 Didcot Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.8 0 259
19 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.6 4 256
20 Moanchester Disunited Alex Blundell 52.1 -4 249
21 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.8 6 242
22 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 54.8 14 231
23 Awesome Athletic Adrian Bradley 50.2 1 148
24 Pedro's Plodders Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -3 107
Week's Average Points 5
Total Average Points 296
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